It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize
