Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
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ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
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if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
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