I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
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