girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
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Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
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We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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