I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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