Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
You don't make any sense
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