Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
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If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
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It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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