wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Randomize
