that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
Randomize
