Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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