Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
