Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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