Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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