You just made me feel so damn special
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
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You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
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Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
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