But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
My bed smells like the plague
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