I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Are we in a gay sports bar?
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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