I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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