I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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