Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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