If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
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do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
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Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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