Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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