This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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