Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
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So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
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Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
This is my gift to your gina
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
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