shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Randomize