drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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