I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
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Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
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you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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