Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
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Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
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Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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