i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
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Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
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debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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