Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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