Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
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There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
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I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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