Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
He better not be in your backpack
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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