Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
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New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
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That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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