ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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