The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
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Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
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This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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