I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
please don't ironically join a cult
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