Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
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Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
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It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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