I wanna passion pit in your ass
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
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The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
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mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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