Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
splinters make it hard to masturbate
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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