he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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