your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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