marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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