It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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