HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
FUCK WHALES
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