i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
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It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
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We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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