I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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