waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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