The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
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The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
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He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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