you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
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Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
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They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
How drunk are you?
Completed.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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