She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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