Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
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