Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
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Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Sext me about skeletons
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I love you.
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