it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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