dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
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He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
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Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
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