If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Barsexuality is the new black.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
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well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
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the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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