So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
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I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
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No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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