i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
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i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
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True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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